November 17th, 2013

ianto jack

TW: Improbabilities [T-M]

Fandom: Torchwood
Title: Improbabilities
  In which Jack and Ianto have another unfortunate bedroom experience, Rhys loses a leg and the author has an unexpected visit.
Author: lt_indigo
Pairing(s): Jack/Ianto
Warning(s): Crack. Extreme, ridiculous crack. Also, self-insert.
Disclamer: I belong to me. Sadly, I only got to play with the boys for a little while, but it was fun while it lasted.
Word count: 1,734
Author's note: Once again, this is a not-on-purpose prompt from badly_knitted. It was only supposed to be a little flashfic about ridiculous positions and too many hands, but it got a bit out of control, especially when I went purposely looking for bad fic and stumbled across wtffanfiction.com, whereupon I located a competition to write the most improbable sex scene ever. The Doctors' orgy wasn't even close, believe me.

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